first their should be about 2-3 feet of snow on the ground. next there should have been an icy snowfall to make the snow crispy and especially hard to walk through
next get bundled up, grab a sled, place two little pumpkins (aka dead weight) in sled. find an ungroomed path through the woods and start pulling. do not, i repeat, do not wear snow shoes. this would be too easy and far too intelligent (i kept thinking as i was pulling these two, why didn't i put on snow shoes, btw they were hanging right next to the sled!)
look at the rosy apples post sledding fun.